these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
its not stalking. its research.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I wish you could order shots online.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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