Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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