plz talk dirty to me
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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