idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just high enough for therapy.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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