The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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