Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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