Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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