He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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