the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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