i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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