Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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