I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
