so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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