that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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