Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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