I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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