operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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