Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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