Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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