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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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