He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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