Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
