is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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