Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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