So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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