i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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