I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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