Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
