The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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