All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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