better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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