I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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