I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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