Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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