In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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