There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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