Banned from zoo.
Again?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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