Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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