Already got asked if we're dating
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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