i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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