I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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