Just cropdusted the office
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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