i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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