He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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