I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
