North Korea, Best Korea!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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