I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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