How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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