We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
And the cops told us we were all naked.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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