possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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