i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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