Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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