I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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