I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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