Welp...herpes.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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