this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
